note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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