Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
