just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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