i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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