So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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