I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
