just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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