just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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