Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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