420 ftw
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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