arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Randomize
