You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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