i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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