whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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