I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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