the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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