Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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As shirtless as possible
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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