this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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