Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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