I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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