i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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