I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You smell like stripper and shame
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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