Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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