maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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