I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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