im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
