i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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