dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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