He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
