Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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