we're blogging at a bar
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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