i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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