For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Randomize
