i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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