Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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