So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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