He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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