The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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