I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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