sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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