But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He did a backflip because drugs
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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