I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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