i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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