VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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