What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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