On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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