love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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