me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I need to stop coming to work sober
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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