well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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