I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
COCAINE IS GR8
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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