Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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