I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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