wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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