normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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