the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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